only fools and horses


Accommodation, Backpackers, Venue Hire, Conferences, Horsestay,

Swimming Pools, “Fools Pools” Swim School, Swim Training, Casual swimming

Muriwai Beach, Auckland, NZ



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“The Barn”

“The Stables”

Horses For Sale


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  “Swimming Pools”

 “Fools Pools” Swim School

Equinology Courses
























Welcome to the website of “Only Fools And Horses”, Muriwai Beach.  We provide rustic style shared accommodation, and venue facilities, that are ideal for small-medium sized groups, both corporate and private.   We have two swimming pools in our Swimming Complex, and now run a Swim School and casual swim training on-site.


The Barn – a separate purpose built facility incorporating 2 bunkrooms (sleeping 10 people, bed linen provided), shower, toilet and large games-room / living areas.  Three large comfy sofa’s, a TV, plus various books and cards are available for guests.  Outside there is a patio with petanque lane, and a large covered deck.  A walkway access connects the Barn to the swimming pool complex.   Other facilities include a large barbeque and basic kitchenette for guest use. For small-medium sized corporate events there are trestle tables, chairs, white board and projector screen available.

Accommodation: $35 per person per night, $350 per night for holiday periods (up to 10 people). 

Venue Hire: A Day rate or an overnight rate is available.  Please contact us for details.


The Stables  - Guests may bring their own horses, and stables are available.  There is a full sized dressage arena plus lunging pen, and we are close to the beach and forest.  The Barn overlooks our full-size dressage arena and stable complex. $20 per horse per night.


The facilities are built to an exceptionally high standard but the accommodation is very realistically priced and provides excellent value for money.  Although we cater for guests with horses, you don’t need to have a horse to stay here!  We are happy to accommodate anyone wishing to visit this beautiful area. 



E-mail address


Address and Location

376 Oaia Road, Muriwai Beach

RD 1, Waimauku, Auckland

New Zealand


If dialing from outside of New Zealand dial: 64 9 411 9342

If dialing from NZ dial: 09 411 9342


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