only fools and horses


Accommodation, Backpackers, Venue Hire, Conferences, Horsestay,

Swimming Pools, “Fools Pools” Swim School, Swim Training, Casual swimming

Muriwai Beach, Auckland, NZ



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“The Barn”

“The Stables”


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  “Swimming Pools”

 “Fools Pools” Swim School


























Welcome to the website of “Only Fools And Horses”, Muriwai Beach.  We provide rustic style shared accommodation, and venue facilities, that are ideal for small-medium sized groups, both corporate and private.   We have two swimming pools in our Swimming Complex, and now run a Swim School and casual swim training on-site.


The Barn – a separate purpose built facility incorporating 2 bunkrooms (sleeping 10 people, bed linen provided), shower, toilet and large games-room / living areas. 

Three large comfy sofa’s, a TV, plus various books are available for guests. 

Outside there is a patio with petanque lane, and a large covered deck. 

A walkway access connects the Barn to the swimming pool complex, which guests can use during opening hours and outside of Swim School hours (for details see the Pools page).   Other facilities include a large barbeque and basic kitchenette for guest use.

For small-medium sized corporate events there are trestle tables, chairs, white board and projector screen available.


Accommodation: $140 for the 4 bed bunkroom per night, $210 for the 6 bed bunkroom per night, $350 per night for holiday periods (up to 10 people). 

Two night minimum stay over weekends.


Venue Hire: A Day rate or an overnight rate is available.  Please contact us for details.



The Stables  - Guests may bring their own horses, and stables are available.  There is a full sized dressage arena plus lunging pen, and we are close to the beach and forest.  The Barn overlooks our full-size dressage arena and stable complex. $20 per horse per night.  We do not offer overnight grazing.


The facilities are built to an exceptionally high standard but the accommodation is very realistically priced and provides excellent value for money.  Although we cater for guests with horses, you don’t need to have a horse to stay here!  We are happy to accommodate anyone wishing to visit this beautiful area. 



E-mail address


Address and Location

376 Oaia Road, Muriwai Beach

RD 1, Waimauku, Auckland

New Zealand


If dialing from outside of New Zealand dial: 64 9 411 9342

If dialing from NZ dial: 09 411 9342


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